Days into this coronavirus crisis and our cats are still exhibiting an utter Trump-like disregard for the situation at hand. Our oldest, Chi-chi, refuses to quarantine herself, even though she's vomiting all over the house. Our middle, Poffy, has been aggressive, showing no interest in honoring the social distancing statute. While our youngest, Taters, keeps disappearing with rolls of toilet paper, and then trying to resell it to us at a noticeable markup. If things continue in this way, I fear for what will become of my wife and I. Keep us in your thoughts and prayers. (Pictured Poffy and Taters)
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