mt headed thing: Trump's Great America... Rise....Rise....RISE!

Ah, everything is going precisely as I planned. Soon, all of America will know my true intentions. To kill every single living American. Only then can America truly be great again. When I raise my hands and all the dead shall rise again, and follow me into the great beyond. So, vote for me again, so I might finish my good work.

- I'm Orangy and I approve this message.

mt headed things: A New Segregation

I think it's time for a new segregation. Everyone who follows Orangy and refuse to social distance or wear a mask quarantine here, we'll call it Trumperica, FoxNewsia, or Little Flat-Earth. And everyone who follows disease specialists and doctors and want to at least try and slow this virus down by changing habits including social distancing and wearing a mask quarantine here, we'll call it Reason.

At first, the population and land will be about equal, but by the end of Trump's second term, as the map shows, Trump and his Trumpeteers will be whittled down to a small population riddled with various viruses, including Covid-19 and all its offshoot strands, along with all the defects that come with those, but, also, they will remain a very proud and freedom-laden people, violently possessive of their freedom to act in their worst interest, right down to the last one, who will probably be Orangy himself, who was hiding away in a bunker all along, social distancing the hell out of a crate of caviar and Twinkies.

With Reason being the last of the new segregated Americas standing, it'll only make sense to change its name back to America, after truly being made great again, after ridding itself of Orangy and all his dumbass ideals.

mt headed things: What was going through Bryan Clark's head in his 1983 Topps card?

In top pic: "Oh, Hell no! Did that MF Hendu just hit that F-in' ball through my M-F-in' windshield!" In bottom pic: "What the F do you mean you ain't gonna pay fa my new shit? I ain't bringin' up shit with Lache! You and your big MF-in' ass is gonna pay for my new shit or I'm gonna quit ball and go get a job with my sister's husband. F all y'all MF-ers! Oh, wait! That was Richie Zisk's car. Nevermind, Hendu. You're still my main man."

mt headed thing: Orange Mold

Black Mold is really bad. But, Orange Mold is quickly becoming lethal. It can single-handedly wipe out a nation, or at least exasperate every problem known to man. Once it gets in your house, or white house, it is very difficult to remove. And it just talks nonstop bullshit. I pray Christians wake up and smell the Orange Mold they gave our country before it's too late. - Paid for by saner synapses in everyone's brains. #WearAMask #TrumpVirus #SoYouElectedAnAHole

mt headed thing: Bill Billburg 1976-2020

In the tradition of Woodsy Owl telling us "Give A Hoot, Don't Pollute", here lies Bill Billburg 1976-2020. He Lived Free Until The End Refusing To Wear A Mask Until He Was Given Definitive Proof To Its Benefit And In The Meantime Infecting A Ton Of People Who Didn't Mind At Least TRYING To Stop The Spread Of The Virus (Good One, Bill - A Prick To The End) So, please, give a hoot, don't be Bill Billburg. #wearamask #trumpvirus

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