mt headed: Unfree At Last!
That's it! Maybe that's how I can get some great opportunities! I'm gonna go down to the local slavery sign-up office and volunteer myself to be enslaved. Maybe as a slave, I can finally accomplish great things with my life. Maybe, with my master's help, through systematic dehumanization and torture I can enjoy the opportunities afforded to me through slavery and I can finally cast away these oppressive irons of freedom. Thank God Almighty I'm unfree at last!!