mt headed: Can I Borrow Your Primary Vote?
I'm feeling the bern. As a displaced granite stater, I would like to make a request. I don't wish to borrow a cup of sugar. Only your primary vote. Specifically if you're one of those apolitical types who have no intention of voting anyway. If it's cool with you, I'd like to live vicariously through you and, well, essentially take possession of your body and, well, go down and cast a vote for Bernie Sanders. Thanks, I owe you one. And in exchange, if there's anything you might need from the show-me state, I doubt it, I'll send it along in thanks. Your friend, me.