mt headed thing: TARDY's Days Are Numbered
If you ask me, I think TARDY's days are numbered. It's only a matter of time before the powers that be realize tardy is closely related to the word RETARDED and that word is a big no-no. Sure, there's lots of words worse than retarded. I'm literally thinking of them right now. Wow, is my face red. I can't write them here or else my mom will see and I'll be in deep doodoo. She can't ground me anymore, but she can still guilt me half to death and that's way worse than any grounding. So, what I'm saying is use tardy as much as you can, while you still can. But don't get cute and make up words like retardy. Nobody will like you if you do that. Plus that's like a million bad karma points. And you don't want that. That might be even worse than my mom guilting me half to death.