mt headed things: How I Got So Fat
People are always asking me how I got so fat. I'm always so flattered. I explain to them it's mostly a conscious decision on my part. When I'm eating, and I reach the point when most people would stop, I venture on. A little further. Sometimes a lot further. I really wanna see what's at the end of this rainbow. And usually it's just me, all bloated and unable to walk. It takes dedication. And perseverance. More than anything else, it takes donuts.