mt headed things #22: Heavenly Misnomers
Everyone knows that when people sing about knock knock knockin' on heaven's door they're more than likely confused since everyone knows that heaven doesn't have a door but in fact it has a gate and so they really should be knock knock knockin' on heaven's gate, which admittedly, doesn't sound as good. Don't even get me started about a stairway to heaven, since everyone knows heaven has an elaborate system of ethereal weights and pulleys and so when they sing about buying a stairway to heaven they really should be singing about buying an elaborate system of ethereal weights and pulleys to heaven, which, let's be honest, no mortal man or woman could afford, no matter how many albums they sold in the late 70's.
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