Ah, just buy some guns and join in! Yay! We need to be able to kill everyone around us in an instant. It's important to us! Don't take away my right to end peoples' lives literally with a flick of a switch if I so choose just because they're taking too long to order at Starbucks. I need that. For my own security. Just in case I'm the one taking too long to order at Starbucks one day. Amen! I'll give you my coffee when you pry it out of my cold dead, but still quite warmed (by the coffee) hands!
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