mt headed things: Nerds In Baseball

I wanna take this moment to make a confession. The whole time I was playing baseball growing up, I was taking Nerds candy. Although, I can't definitively say the Nerds affected my performance. All I can say is, I can pretty much deduce that the Nerds gave me an unfair advantage, given how much sugar must have been surging through my body. Just so you know, I'm willing to vacate all the glory in my memories of smacking the tennis ball over countless apartment buildings. At the time, it didn't seem like I was cheating. Only now, I can honestly say I was indeed cheating. Cheating myself.